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Thank fuck for the blackberry - im writing this as we depart Serbia and this may be our final goodbye.

We are now waiting to board the cargo plane to Phuket (everyone else went by private jet, but we thought it would be funnier to get in the cargo plane with the Russians - we have been told to take sleeping bags and ski masks incase we freeze in the hold)

Basically we drove for 20 fuckin hours to get to Hungry for the Angry Pirate to break down!!! Fuck. We had another 6 hours to get to the hotel but by this time where hallucinating from lack of sleep (and the rest!!) I now havent slept for 4 fuckin days - nor have I had a wank - so maybe I’Il get a chance on the plane. If my dick doesnt drop off with frostbite

Cause we cant take fireworks on the plane (doh - obviously) we had to set them all off in one go in Budapest - it was like 5th November and I was guy fawks (you should see pics)

This is the plan people. We are gonna fly in the fucked up car to Thailand where our good friend Andy Barnes from Sumo Power is hopefully gonna sort us with a few good Thai mechanics. Exhasut + thai mechanics + turbo working = fixed car = Playboy Mansion - here we come

right now fucked exhaust + tiredness of Jesus + same pants for 5 days + come down = death and no Playboy Mansion

Gumball Rally ‘When you join the army and they break you down in the first week, so you think you are gonna die. Then everyone rallies together to make it through to the next task’

Richie Warren the fucker is a hardcore Gumballer and he broke me on the first day. I am dying

There was a massive crash with the green cammo roller - the psyco was racing Max at about 150 mph, spun out, went over a bridge and his suitcases went all over the road. Luckily this was caught on film (and he was alive - but the desinger bags where fucked)

have more pics to send on landing

Please pray for me people….. Russian pilots drinking vodka

Dan Joyce

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